First off, let me say that I have looked at the gallery on our website recently and I can’t say that I’ve ever seen more evidence of child abuse than that portrayed by the pictures of little Hannah Grace crying with a bloody mouth. I ride the bus with Hannah and I know that her tooth wasn’t even loose. I would have known about it. I assume Adam and Kristi deliberately punched her right in the kisser then tried to cover for it by putting her little tooth inside a string (making it look like she…ahem…”lost” a tooth.) That poor child. I remember when Charlee was born, they held him by one leg over an alligator to see how high it would jump. Once, when the bus broke down, Adam and Kristi made Hannah, Charlee, and Logan push our bus all the way to the nearest exit 6 miles away. I tried to get up and help them but Adam pulled out a switchblade and demanded that I sit down unless I wanted to lose my hands and never play drums again. So I sat while the three little children shoved all of us to a Pilot. We passed up a Shell because deisel was cheaper at the Pilot. Poor little Charlee couldn’t even walk for a week after that, and Logan developed several asthma attacks. Especially when he got around diesel fumes. Those kids have changed tires, changed the oil, have been the “plungers” when something got stuck in the toilet. Their parents let them run around on top of the bus as we are going down the highway and everything. All those actions are given to, as their parents say, “Make them tough”. It’s abuse I tell you.

Sometimes I just make things up. I’ll leave it to you to decide what parts I make up.

Thanksgiving is tomorrow, and I guess we’re all gonna pig out like every year. As Jim Gaffigan says, we do that every day. But it’s a special time for the Fat Hearts Club. You’ve never heard of a Fat Heart? By nature everyone is either a Fat Heart or not. One day, me and Mike Bowling were discussing how no matter how skinny you are or how fat you used to be or how much weight you have lost, you still are a Fat Heart if it’s in your blood. Fat Hearts just love to eat. There are those who have lost a tremendous amount of weight by eating healthy, but judging by their past, they will not resist a twinkie if it’s put right under their nose. They will destroy it because they’re still a skinny Fat Heart. Anyway, I am a Fat Heart. Mike Bowling is a Fat Heart. According to statistics, most of the United States citizens are Fat Hearts. But nobody has started a club until now. We haven’t officially got the shirts made yet, but Mike and I plan on it, and I think everyone who falls under this category should buy one and wear it with pride. I mean, how would it feel to be in the “biggest” club in the USA? Pretty awesome I would think. So anyway, enjoy your food tomorrow, cause it’s not EVERY day you get to eat alot………with family you don’t see all the time.

I’ve been really sick for the past few weeks, and I’m still not totally over it, but I am doing a lot better. Thanks for everyone’s prayers. If anyone has seen me at a concert and I acted a little weird, well, I’m Micah, and I am the definition of weird, but if I have acted sort of “out of it” and not as “peppy” as normal (peppy is a weird word), then that is why and I’m sorry. I will definitely make up for it next time I see you. I’m gonna pass out money and things and wash your car out in the parking lot after the concert. If you’re lucky, I might even give you a gummy bear. If you’re not, no gummy for you!

I’ll give an update after this Thankful day. If I write a blog that looks like this: wsrfedrtyhjhtgrfe2eq5rt34wertyguhjhgf
-It’s because my belly is on top of the keyboard.